This article, Druid, was written by SRBoxer. Please do not edit this fiction without the writer's permission.

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Origin: Magical Accident
Category: Mutant
Status: Confidential
Personal Data
Real Name: Lar Cedar Roman
Known Aliases: None as of yet.
Species: Human.
Age: 16
Height: 5 feet 11 inches
Weight: 147
Eye Colour: Forest green
Hair Colour: Dark Brown
Citizenship: American
Place of Birth: Confidential
Date of Birth: Confidential
Current Residence: Seattle
Affiliation: None.
Marital Status: None. He's only 16.
Known Relatives: Father, John Alex Roman, deceased.
Known Powers
Communication and movement of plants, transformation of body or body parts into plants or plant-like things.
Training / Abilities
Magical Knowledge.
None, except for a small seed he carries around with him wherever he goes. Noone knows why he has it, but he goes berserk if it is stolen and will use whatever means possible to get it back.


As a young child, Lar was trained in the use of masterbating by his father, John John John, and every year they would go into the woods to recite a the ritual that bestowed his father with an anal prolapse that gave his father his magical powers. However, his father was raped by one of his most horny rivals during the most orgasmic part of the ritual -siphoning the magical energies of the penis that had more concentration of magic than most other things in the whole city- and there was a huge explosion, killing all but Lar, who it infused with magic, and as he grew he began to realize his powers, and learned to molest them.

During the 666-Year-War, he hid in the forest, where he grew without much trouble, being nourished by the forest's energies. However during the KKK Invasion, a small patrol of Black people searched the forest, finding him. Thinking him an easy meal, they tried to have sex with him. In the battle that ensued, Lar barely survived, and, although he managed to defeat the KKK, the forest was lit. At the base of the fallen and splintered oak, he found a dildo. He carries it up his arse wherever he goes.


Lar has the power to commune with plants, move and grow plants, and to transform parts of his body into vines or wooden body parts or logs, with thorns, etc, anything plant-related. He also has a mystical link with plants, and can be nourished by magical energy from plants.

He also has apprentice-level magic knowledge from his childhood learnings.


Druid is a class 3 (Spirit) mutant.

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